How to Become a Mermaid

How many of you have ever wondered what it would be like to become a mermaid? Well now you can see for yourselves. With just these quick easy steps you can follow your dream and transform your life.

You will need: -

•        1 conch shell (you can hear the ocean in)
•        1 bucket of sea water
•        2 dead star fish
•        2 witnesses

Now all you need to do is wait until the next full moon. Go outside on your lawn and lay the two dead starfish on either side of you. Have your witnesses sit in front of you and put the conch shell to your ear. Keep your left index finger in the bucket of seawater and recite this spell.

I am clean and full of innocence.

I do understand the consequences.

All the barnacles, and all the beasts.

I know the immense heat.

But I wish to be one with the sea.

I will live to 3 hundred.

I will then become just sea foam.

For I have given my soul to the depths.

I am prone to the fisher’s nets.

I wish to be one of the sea.

Grant this wish, I wish I plead.

Let the sea come to me.

After this dunk the sea water onto the lawn and bury the dead starfishes in the yard. Take the conch shell and place it on your dresser and do not let your witnesses tell anybody, or else this will not work. In exactly 3 days your legs should feel painful, they should start to itch and soon enough you will notice scales on your legs. Immediately go to a place where there is salt water.

You chest should burn and it'll be hard to breathe, you'll go into a deep sleep and when you wake up you'll have your tail and you'll have become a mermaid.